Of Men and Mice

I expect this to be disjoint because it is a long story where I only want to focus on one main event. This is not one of my flights of fancy, it is true.

I was 19 years old and had never been laid. My friend thought it best to throw me into the deep end of the pool. He didn’t tell me that, he didn’t tell me this was a setup, he just had me go and meet this girl he said would be perfect for me.